So here it is...blog numero uno. I have no idea what I'm doing but this seems to be all the rave these days so I figured it was time to jump on the band wagon. I was a little hesitant to start one because it almost seems self asborbed to me to think that people have any desire at all to read about my life...BUT since I seem to be my own biggest fan in the funny department I figure maybe there are a few people out there who will get as much of a kick out of the debauchery that I call my life as I do.